My personal blog, filled with many, many things- things of laughter, things of sadness, things of obscurity and obscenity. Hopefully they are things you may wish to reblog.

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Jul 27, 2014
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clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

Oh my god, I have this conversation like hourly at my new job. “Do you see a blue letter ‘e’ at the bottom of your screen?”

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Jul 27, 2014
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your-pal-hal:

Whenever I go into one of http://ohgoditsrabid.tumblr.com/ ‘s streams, I have my own special place to sit and spectate.
It’s kinda cramped in here tho~

your-pal-hal:

Whenever I go into one of http://ohgoditsrabid.tumblr.com/ ‘s streams, I have my own special place to sit and spectate.

It’s kinda cramped in here tho~


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Jul 27, 2014
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filthycannibal:

girlwholovesdragons:

temperamentalheavingheart:

thinkthatthetimehascome:

ianoshea:

jocundasykes:

welcome-foolishmortals:

I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN THREE YEARS I AM HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTCK

ICH WEINE

The one about the dudes penis being stuck is like a poem

THESE TOOK ME LIKE TEN MINUTES TO GET THROUGH I WAS CRYING AT EACH ONE

this post is terrifyingly funny when your high.

homohotlips69

Holy shit I am dying from laughter

HUNGRY for DONG

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Jul 27, 2014
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assbutt-in-the-garrison:

bloodwort:

frusturbation:

janefondle:

xpsycho:

eatimitationcrab:

setbabiesonfire:

Sgt. Thomas McVicar of the Jersey City Police Department shot 22 year old Kwadir Felton, leaving him blind, after Kwadir pulled a gun on him, he claims. Kwadir Felton denied the accusation, stating that he doesn’t even carry guns.

"I don’t understand!" Felton yelled at a police officer before his mother was removed from the courtroom. "You didn’t have to shoot me in the head for no reason! You trying to charge me with something I didn’t do!"

Sign the Change.org petition and get this story out there.

SIGN THE PETITION. Still at least 1,000 signatures needed. SIGNAL BOOST THIS or i will judge you.

This post has 140k notes, yet the change.org petition only has 44k. Sign the damn petition! 

This broke my fucking heart.

hey this needs about 16k more signatures

SIGNAL BOOST

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Jul 27, 2014
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im-not-a-climbing-frame:

kristyjacobo:

Forever reblogging this.

And the fact that there’s more than one company means several people called makes it even better.

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Jul 27, 2014
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Jul 27, 2014
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tylerselfieface:

toxicninjapenguin:

nyeheggers:

ashkenazi-autie:

strawberry-bounce:

The real world.

This is from That’s So Raven, where Chelsea and Raven apply to work at the same clothing shop. Chelsea is white; Raven is black. Chelsea gets the job, despite being utterly horrible at it, while Raven, who has a deep interest in fashion and knows how to handle clothes, does not. The girls find this deeply suspicious, so Chelsea wears a hat with a camera on it and questions the employer. The employer admits what she does in the gif above and Chelsea and Raven submit the footage to a news station.

And THAT is why That’s So Raven is the best TV show ever.

That’s not even the only reason why it was the best show ever









That’s So Raven is what Disney Channel needs to have, forever and always

tylerselfieface:

toxicninjapenguin:

nyeheggers:

ashkenazi-autie:

strawberry-bounce:

The real world.

This is from That’s So Raven, where Chelsea and Raven apply to work at the same clothing shop. Chelsea is white; Raven is black. Chelsea gets the job, despite being utterly horrible at it, while Raven, who has a deep interest in fashion and knows how to handle clothes, does not. The girls find this deeply suspicious, so Chelsea wears a hat with a camera on it and questions the employer. The employer admits what she does in the gif above and Chelsea and Raven submit the footage to a news station.

And THAT is why That’s So Raven is the best TV show ever.

That’s not even the only reason why it was the best show ever

That’s So Raven is what Disney Channel needs to have, forever and always

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Jul 27, 2014
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shmeards:

gods-nips:

I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE LIKE I CANNOT.

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT.

Always reblog

like…who makes the decisions and why do the friends go along with it….

that

THAT THING RIGHT THERE

*on the verge of tears* xD

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Jul 27, 2014
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ruinedchildhood:

When I’m writing an essay and trying to make the word count.

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Jul 27, 2014
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amroyounes:

True love never gets old!

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Jul 27, 2014
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iambluedog:

it wet

iambluedog:

it wet

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Jul 27, 2014
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toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

I don’t believe it

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Jul 27, 2014
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tav1sh:

what do friends do, miss pauling? (this is my new fav tf2 sfm omg)

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Jul 27, 2014
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grilledanalcheese:

diaryofabaglady:




WHYY

WHO DID THIS.

grilledanalcheese:

diaryofabaglady:

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WHYY

WHO DID THIS.

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Jul 26, 2014
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a-different-kind-of-royalty:

"What do you plan to do with your future?"

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