Flaphack #7: *Magically transform an old concert lanyard into a soothing pancake scented car freshener!
*not actually magic
DENNY’S WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN DOING
denny’s has the best social media marketing team ever look at this look at it
they knew their restaurant was the equivalent of 3am nightblogging and they just went with it
I feel bad for anyone who says it’s “sad” that you’re a virgin over the age of 18…
because that translates to me that you are so pathetic and unloved that your validation comes from whether or not you’ve had someone else’s sex organ inside of you or not.
Please do yourself a favor and stay out of people’s sex or lack of sex lives….
It’s people like you who drive people like me into regrettable sexual behavior that can really fuck with their mentality. And I hope your post doesn’t cause a girl or boy who is a virgin by their definition into regrettable sexual behavior that can hurt them physically and mentally.
There is no shame in not having sex and there is no shame in having sex. Regardless of age.